Navigating our future in the sky of the mythologies of our present, profiling with an algorithm our relations to tomorrow, playing at making humanity survive until the year 3615, reading our destiny in the entrails of an SMS, sending a message to ourselves in the future, staging our own funeral ceremony, learning to become a ghost, imploring the deities of post-modernity and dancing to ward off the end of the world. In an age haunted by catastrophic ideologies, the 3615 Dakota collective takes the future as an object of enquiry and proposes a skills assessment of the future. From science fiction to collapsology, via clairvoyance and foresight, this project decodes the mechanisms of the fabrication of the fictions of our days to come. Devices and performances transform our visions of a bleak future into functional alternatives and narratives in order to prepare the future to enter into a relationship with us.